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Offline junquedujour

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2015, 08:16:40 PM »


Welcome.

Sorry but your avatar/name is not ringing a bell. Which means: A) I never knew you, or B)I was a bitch to you in the honey badger/gunt phase of my forum exisitence.

Belated apologies for "B" if that was the case. (Unless you deserved it but that would be water under the bridge now....)

it was B.


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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2015, 08:46:35 PM »

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2015, 09:09:50 PM »
We need more swinging dicks and attention whores up in this motherfucker.  Ain't nearly enough already.  :flyaway:
No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2015, 09:13:21 PM »
Never fear,  I certainly will.
One of my all time favorites is the one your woman sent me.
She looked really hot in those oversized stretch pants while she sat on her heavy duty mobility cart about half way up the ramp to your front door.  I am pretty sure she was hopped up on the meds for her "chronic pain"  Nothing like a good "skin beard" to make you remember how hot a woman can be when you dont have to use a jack to lift the gunt up so you can see it!

I have edited it for her sake.



that gunt er sweather...Nevermnd, the chick who knows how to cook and looks like she needs a good man, let me know if shes available. I got friends to set her up with that she'd like...if she's not Menaninte/taken by Merlin and can cook....
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2015, 09:33:08 PM »
Menaninte. Lol....

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2015, 10:00:06 PM »
Menaninte. Lol....
Against my undying desire to disembowel someone close to you with a melon baller. I'll be fighting the disire to do so with an aggressive accentuation. forgive me...., let me rephrase......I apologise to you for not correctly typing "Mennonite" in my drunken stupor. You offspring of a male nipple monger and a female quadricep cacophobia. I'm growing tired..........and soon I shall pass out, and you will be rid of me. faaaaak off until we meet again KT whose your name you steal from another. Why is it so har to be who you are? Originality is so hard to come by these days.
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2015, 10:04:40 PM »
Why so har anyhar?

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2015, 10:09:28 PM »
Why so har anyhar?

you may find the wife asking you the same question. Possibly quite soon, when you cant get a rise out of your purple headed yogurt slinger unless she promises you sex in her arse, you sodomite bastard. Sleep well, and enjoy cleaning up the puke and waste tomorrow at work, dear freind.
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2015, 10:14:27 PM »
It's not work if you love it.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2015, 10:20:16 PM »
It's not work if you love it.

This is true,I agree. but do you love it or do you drown yourself in drugs, anal sex and debauchery to get your mind off the fact that your just a shitter superintendent?
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2015, 10:22:44 PM »
Also anal bleaching.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2015, 10:29:57 PM »
Also anal bleaching.

I did forgot to account that,....okay..... You win,then.... I'm off to pass out. Anal bleeching. Haha!.. you fucking poof. Sure your not a janitor/wanna be porn star from LA. I've got so much more to say but the body isnt willing. must sleep. until we meet again. Mr Kase..........maternal fornicator..... wanabe........:D Sleep well, puddin.
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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2015, 10:30:33 PM »
Ur gay

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2015, 10:42:58 PM »
Too sad to be funny. Watching someone's latent homosexuality tear them apart from the inside is heartbreaking. 
No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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Re: Jumping back in
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2015, 10:53:14 PM »
Too sad to be funny. Watching someone's latent homosexuality tear them apart from the inside is heartbreaking.

I know and the poor bastard just got married.....It really is sad. isnt it, Blewk?
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Jumping back in
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