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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2014, 05:45:48 PM »
Did you forget "ass cancer" or were you saving it for last?


Sounds like you just added it.
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2014, 06:02:16 PM »
Is that everything that's better than Vatic, mister?

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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2014, 06:08:33 PM »
Cut me some slack. Its a long list.

More things better than vatic:

Sad puppies
hare lips
live strong bracelets
one direction
scabby meat curtains
slivers
paper cuts
fireball "whiskey"
premature ejaculation
ingrown pubic hairs
speeding tickets
children on airplanes and in restaurants
ditch weed
nonalcoholic beer
tactical pants
crab juice e-liquid
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« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 06:18:29 PM by gatsby »
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2014, 06:41:12 PM »
i introduced you to fireball whiskey, mister.. Never forget that. :girlfight:
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2014, 06:54:08 PM »
And the girl that lived on the floor below me in college introduced me to chlamydia. Whats your point?


OH wait new list item. Things better than Vatic:

That girl in college who gave me chlamydia
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2014, 08:22:57 PM »
I agree with everything on this list except tactical pants, nonalcoholic beer and elevator farts.

And may I add Birkenstocks and Jorts.


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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2014, 09:22:21 PM »
Sorry cass elevator farts and tactical pants as offensive as they are are still better. We'll nonalcoholic beer a tie. Jesus Jordans and Jorts are in as are acid washed jackets, jeweled blue tooth head sets, time share sales pitches, Michael Bay and grandpa boners.
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2014, 09:50:52 PM »
You had me up until grandpa boners. Now I'm thinking about Para. Fair play.

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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2014, 10:34:40 PM »
So you are saying add para's boner to the list. Fair enough.
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2014, 10:59:23 PM »
I'm not saying not to. Your call.


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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2014, 11:22:13 PM »
Ok then para's boner and lanyards are on the list.
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2014, 12:15:05 AM »
Did you guys know that there are "Vape chicks of the month" ?  I didn't...  :love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdKIrhsfoE4

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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2014, 01:08:47 AM »
Is this one better than the last video you posted? The 'chick' in that one looked like he had to retuck like 7 times to get through that photo shoot. Still better than Vatic as are:
Single ply toilet paper
Dentist office waiting rooms
Truck nuts
Spam
Phone holsters
Strip clubs that don't serve liquor
Herbal viagra
Mod claws
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2014, 05:21:59 AM »
Spam as in email or the canned meat abomination?


Either way, I agree.


Don't forget anal condylomata and retained tampons left to baste in the vagina for an entire menstrual cycle.
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Re: Better than Vatic
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2014, 07:29:44 AM »
ok, now ya'all are just taking this too far.  :puke:
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Better than Vatic
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