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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2016, 04:15:53 PM »
Yeah, exactly. Well, not you. You're very irritating with your know-it-all-I-have-a-story-about-everything-and-I'm-so-smart kinda thing, but I can converse with YOU! About stuff. I like talking to you and you actually says stuff back. That puts you light years ahead of folks like Whiskey and Conrad.

I know it makes me sound like a dick, but this is infuriating to me. It would be like having a friend who drew a smiley face on a plate and taped it to a Popsicle stick. And every time you wanted to say hello, or even talk about serious problems, this fucking asshole just holds up his paper plate.

Does that sound retarded to you?

It does to me too, and that's how it makes no talk picture posters look. Like retarded deaf mutes.

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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2016, 06:54:40 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2016, 08:01:33 PM »
I love that scene.  Always will.


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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2016, 08:55:27 PM »
I love that scene.  Always will.


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Best scene of movie, imo
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
"Don't know, don't care."

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If anyone finds my motivation wandering around, could you please send its lazy ass home? I have shit to do.

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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2016, 08:57:06 PM »
Yeah, exactly. Well, not you. You're very irritating with your know-it-all-I-have-a-story-about-everything-and-I'm-so-smart kinda thing, but I can converse with YOU! About stuff. I like talking to you and you actually says stuff back. That puts you light years ahead of folks like Whiskey and Conrad.

I know it makes me sound like a dick, but this is infuriating to me. It would be like having a friend who drew a smiley face on a plate and taped it to a Popsicle stick. And every time you wanted to say hello, or even talk about serious problems, this fucking asshole just holds up his paper plate.

Does that sound retarded to you?

It does to me too, and that's how it makes no talk picture posters look. Like retarded deaf mutes.

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
"Don't know, don't care."

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If anyone finds my motivation wandering around, could you please send its lazy ass home? I have shit to do.

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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2016, 09:50:18 PM »
Kase admits to not knowing stuff to me all the time.


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« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2016, 10:06:42 PM »
I'm just a parrot of a parrot.  He's got the brains, I've got the keyboard.

(I really don't know what the fuck that means...or where it came from...)
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
"Don't know, don't care."

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If anyone finds my motivation wandering around, could you please send its lazy ass home? I have shit to do.

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« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2016, 10:08:31 PM »
Fuck, I got beard snapped.  :)

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« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2016, 10:14:11 PM »
Fuck, I got beard snapped.  :)

How'd it feel?  Nostalgic?
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
"Don't know, don't care."

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If anyone finds my motivation wandering around, could you please send its lazy ass home? I have shit to do.

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« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2016, 11:39:21 PM »
Yeah :)

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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2016, 11:41:44 PM »
I agree wholeheartedly, Kase, but you do sound like a dick. Thanks for being the mouthpiece for the dicks.
No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2016, 11:42:23 PM »
Excuse me, that's my moniker.
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« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2016, 12:04:53 AM »
Ok, you and Kase can arm wrestle to see who is the actual mouthpiece for all the dicks. I'm sure you can come to a gentlemen's agreement.
No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2016, 12:52:21 AM »
Ok, you and Kase can arm wrestle to see who is the actual mouthpiece for all the dicks. I'm sure you can come to a gentlemen's agreement.

Penis sword fight.....

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
"Don't know, don't care."

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If anyone finds my motivation wandering around, could you please send its lazy ass home? I have shit to do.

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« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2016, 12:25:58 AM »
На самом деле весьма частную тему Вы затронули. При условии, что кто-то и имел дела с этим, то по статистике сегодня это всего-навсего одинадцать%. Ну и складно, молодец - тематика работает.

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