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Re: saline
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2015, 06:29:21 PM »
From work, duh!
Need some?
well yeh i do, duh!
do i have to play the patient to get some?

did you notice a change in less dehydration when you started using it?


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Re: saline
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2015, 06:49:38 PM »
Go drink a glass of salt water and see what you want next.
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Re: saline
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2015, 06:56:53 PM »
tater chips ??  :D

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Re: saline
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2015, 07:32:42 PM »
A big glass of not salt water would be my guess.
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Re: saline
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2015, 08:41:45 PM »
well yeh i do, duh!
do i have to play the patient to get some?

did you notice a change in less dehydration when you started using it?

Just lie back and do what the nice doctor tells you.

I think I lost your address (again).
PM me please
Nah, I live under a rock.  Doc lives in a cave way below the surface, under my rock.

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Re: saline
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2015, 08:48:21 PM »
the nice doctor indeed!
pm incoming.

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Re: saline
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2015, 08:49:44 PM »
Just lie back and do what the nice doctor tells you.

I think I lost your address (again).
PM me please
Nice red herring, doc.

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Re: saline
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2015, 09:32:40 PM »
Go drink a glass of salt water and see what you want next.

Saline ain't salt water.  It's water with a little salt. It ain't fucking sea water, yo  :flyaway:

And anyway, drinking it and injecting it are two diff'rnt things.  Gatorade is saline with fruitiness added to it.  Yum. 

It's got electrolytes!

No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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Re: saline
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2015, 09:40:16 PM »
Next you'll be telling me a tonic vodka isn't a vodka tonic.  My dyslexic waitress brings me the same drink.  The humanity.   Doesn't just about everything that isn't water have electrolytes in it? 
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Re: saline
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2015, 09:48:17 PM »
Suh. Lin. Ah. Tea.  There's diff'runt amounts of tha shit.  Saline is barely salty.  Go taste some.

I bet if you had a million jugs of normal saline on a desert island and a fuck ton of coconuts and bananas you could live forever.
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Re: saline
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2015, 09:55:34 PM »
You'd need more than that. Like chicks and limes.

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Re: saline
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2015, 09:57:13 PM »
How's about bananas and blow?

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Re: saline
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2015, 10:45:55 PM »
Did you adjust your meds higher Blewt?  Salt is delicious, I love it.  I just think its relevance to DIY is approximately null.  Now, if you want to talk about Margaritas I'll pick a side.
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Re: saline
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2015, 10:56:46 PM »
Damn.  I knew I forgot something.  Thanks, mj. 

I was just thinking out loud really.  I wonder how long you could live off of normal saline, bananas, and blow...  Hmmm.
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Re: saline
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2015, 11:12:10 PM »
You could probably get a movement grant to study that.
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Re: saline
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