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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2015, 03:38:26 PM »
Or he's going to get drunk, post it in a thread here followed by a thread quoting an article stating "rain is wet."
Fuck you and your piece of shit troll forum.

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2015, 03:57:07 PM »
I have been on a conference call half the morning with people that would likely state that rain is not wet and expect acceptance.  We have to get done by x date, which is really soon, so lets limit our scope to make sure that we meet the date but let's not limit the scope of our planning.   Oh, that sounds good, could you guys please pay up front, thanks.
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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2015, 04:01:18 PM »
You're a great employee, MJ. Good work.

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2015, 04:07:07 PM »
I think I'm gonna go back to the Blewt-style employer-employee relationship soon.
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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2015, 04:08:16 PM »
I'm not really sure what I want to do..

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2015, 04:28:20 PM »
I highly recommend it if you can pull it off.  It keeps me sane... or at least pseudo-sane.
No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2015, 04:29:16 PM »
I want to not deal with or work for stupid fuckers, and work, and get paid.  Simple in theory.
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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2015, 04:52:13 PM »
I want to not deal with or work for stupid fuckers, and work, and get paid.  Simple in theory.

Me too, how bout putting me on the payroll?
Considering a "Vatic" is named after Vatic, I'd say Vatic.

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2015, 05:49:35 PM »
Me too, how bout putting me on the payroll?

We'll need to locate your skills first.  You probably belong in advertising, where you just talk a lot and promise a lot and get people to sign multimillion dollar contracts, then vanish.  I don't even mean that in a bad way.
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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2015, 06:35:52 PM »
I've been working way harder today.

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2015, 06:44:44 PM »
Hodey fuck, if they had paid me per email the last few days.  bazillion variations of Yes, that's how this works, why am I telling you, you've been working at this company ten years longer than me, some of this shit is actually your fault.
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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2015, 07:21:03 PM »
Hodey fuck, if they had paid me per email the last few days.  bazillion variations of Yes, that's how this works, why am I telling you, you've been working at this company ten years longer than me, some of this shit is actually your fault.

I can only sympathize by proxy. Sounds like Angelo's situation.....
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"Don't know, don't care."

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2015, 07:39:31 PM »
Behold the almighty grid :D
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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2015, 08:04:14 PM »
Hodey fuck, if they had paid me per email the last few days.  bazillion variations of Yes, that's how this works, why am I telling you, you've been working at this company ten years longer than me, some of this shit is actually your fault.
and that's done in pain??
nice. i cannot look at a screen with head pain.
I've been working way harder today.
well then you earned some shots of black velvet ??  then

on another subject -
i am pretty confident the malemate is in the midst of planning a surprise milestone fuckmylife party for me. a couple stumble-upons in the past couple months that put me onto him. i hate that stuff but i do love him so i am being somewhat pleasant about what i do know.
is he sending the jet for any of you?  ;-)


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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2015, 07:00:42 PM »
I didn't work very hard today. I made some decisions on some stuff, finished my tps reports, and got on a few conference calls. I kept some woman from getting fired today, though. I hope I don't regret that one.

As for your malemate, junque, just roll with it. Sounds like he's trying at least. :)

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Re: Breakin' tha law! Breakin' tha law!
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