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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2014, 09:58:08 AM »
Try vinegar, if that dont work... rubbung alcohol should do the trick.

or vinegar and baking soda
or hydrogen peroxide and baking soda.


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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2014, 10:26:44 AM »
Dammit, I forgot and wore my good apron already.
Fortune favors the bold.  Leave it all on red and hold my beer.

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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2014, 11:37:14 AM »
They make an orange based bike chain degreaser that you can drink, I think.  That's the direction I'd go first.  Unless you want your house to smell like Vatic's vinegarry nutzack.
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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2014, 11:48:29 AM »
Man, I love that shit! I make vodka and chain degreaser cocktails every weekend.

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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2014, 01:16:45 PM »
Dammit, I forgot and wore my good apron already.
Mj!  You got some splainin' to do!

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« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2014, 01:19:35 PM »
Mj!  You got some splainin' to do!

Actually I was naked.  I prefer to do dishes that way.
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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2014, 01:49:02 PM »
Dunno if I'd make a cocktail out of this shit but it says it's non toxic.  I think that means it won't kill you.  Might even give you a buzz.

I just watched the South Park episode where the kids are "cheesing"(because it's fon to due) with the cat piss in their faces to get high and go to the Heavy Metal cartoon world full of rockin' boobage.  I totally want to go there right now.  Maybe if I drink enough degreaser I can make that happen.

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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2014, 01:52:05 PM »
Just reading through the comments, it's obvious that it's for drinking.

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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2014, 01:57:32 PM »
I think you're right.  It's pretty fast acting and leaves your breath all citrussy. 
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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2014, 02:39:42 PM »
What season was that South Park ep from?

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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2014, 03:49:50 PM »
Dammit, I forgot and wore my good apron already.

but did you get your stain lifted?
club soda used to be the thing to try for many stains.
or maybe that was just for red wine on white carpet. *shrug*
i always try straight peroxide first. if that doesn't work then i will try the oxyclean (peroxide/baking soda as Gabby said).

maybe try that stuff that people use to clean dentures??

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« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2014, 03:56:18 PM »
but did you get your stain lifted?
club soda used to be the thing to try for many stains.
or maybe that was just for red wine on white carpet. *shrug*
i always try straight peroxide first. if that doesn't work then i will try the oxyclean (peroxide/baking soda as Gabby said).

maybe try that stuff that people use to clean dentures??

Haven't even tried the rug yet, still working on the plastic with degreaser dish soap.  The stain on the carpet will wait till next year.
Fortune favors the bold.  Leave it all on red and hold my beer.

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Re: Tobacco Absolute
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2014, 11:17:42 AM »
but did you get your stain lifted?
club soda used to be the thing to try for many stains.
or maybe that was just for red wine on white carpet. *shrug*
i always try straight peroxide first. if that doesn't work then i will try the oxyclean (peroxide/baking soda as Gabby said).

maybe try that stuff that people use to clean dentures??

I can't remember.  It's on their Hulu page.  It's called "Awesome Boobage" or something like that.
No oral or dirty trombone and I am in.
I will give you a taint massage though.

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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2017, 09:26:17 AM »
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